I thought I'd better publish version 1 of this before it became obsolete. I suppose some of the mentioned reprobates will be candidates for the pending vacancy. Fill in your own swearing - children may be reading this.
I expect I will rework future versions as more candidates come into the frame.
Our esteemed leaders
I expect I will rework future versions as more candidates come into the frame.
Our esteemed leaders
Theresa May
the papers say
that very soon
you'll go away
Davis, Dave
I really crave
the day you're in
your political grave
Spreadsheet Phil
pays the bills
by taking money
from the ill
Boris Johnson
plays the long con -
A rude buffoon
You should be gone son
the papers say
that very soon
you'll go away
Davis, Dave
I really crave
the day you're in
your political grave
Spreadsheet Phil
pays the bills
by taking money
from the ill
Boris Johnson
plays the long con -
A rude buffoon
You should be gone son
Oh Liam Fox
Back in your box!
You're one of life's
annoying....
Back in your box!
You're one of life's
annoying....
Jeremy Hunt
You really shunt
Have a name
That rhymes with....
Michael Gove
A funny sort of cove
An insidious web
of poison wove
A funny sort of cove
An insidious web
of poison wove
Old Rees-Mogg
Dense as fog
All the charm of
a rotten log
You awful dud
You washed your hands
of Orgreave's blood
You washed your hands
of Orgreave's blood
Sly old Rupert
in the wings
He's still trying
to pull the strings
in the wings
He's still trying
to pull the strings
Are these the ones
to hear your voice?
Or do we have
another choice?
(c) Tim Fellows 2017, 2018, 2019...
to hear your voice?
Or do we have
another choice?
(c) Tim Fellows 2017, 2018, 2019...
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