Thursday, 16 February 2023

Clickbait

One of the scourges of the Internet. This poem, with very minor tweaks to help the rhythm, is made up of real clickbait lines. 

What's the last taboo, you ask? Did you click on it? Yes, I did and I'll tell you if you ask me.


 

Clickbait

If you have any of these old items, you're rich!
Breakup messages that went a bit too far
Why you don't see this star any more
23 examples of instant kar...ma

Why you should consider "ungardening"
You won't believe what his Tesla can do
Drink this before bed, watch your body fat melt
US Presidents ranked by IQ

UFO spotted whizzing over Doncaster
Got arrested by a cop after this
Car myths you should just stop believing
I've no idea what it is!!

The glories of dining out alone
Redheads aren't going extinct - here's why
You won't believe what she looks like now
The real truth about cremations in Blyth

The story of your grandma's weird sofa
How to shovel snow without hurting your back
There's snow on Mars! Trouble at Sea!
What's actually in chicken stock?

17 times Royals bared their legs
How to get to know all the parts of you
Why some people can't tell left from right
How I broke the last taboo

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