Our esteemed leaders

I thought I'd better publish version 1 of this before it became obsolete. I suppose some of the mentioned reprobates will be candidates for the pending vacancy. Fill in your own swearing - children may be reading this.

I expect I will rework future versions as more candidates come into the frame.

Our esteemed leaders

Theresa May
the papers say
that very soon
you'll go away

Davis, Dave
I really crave
the day you're in
your political grave

Spreadsheet Phil
pays the bills
by taking money
from the ill

Boris Johnson
plays the long con -
A rude buffoon
You should be gone son

Oh Liam Fox
Back in your box!
You're one of life's
annoying....

Jeremy Hunt
You really shunt
Have a name
That rhymes with....

Michael Gove
A funny sort of cove
An insidious web
of poison wove

Old Rees-Mogg
Dense as fog
All the charm of
a rotten log

Amber Rudd

You awful dud
You washed your hands
of Orgreave's blood

Sly old Rupert
in the wings
He's still trying
to pull the strings

Are these the ones
to hear your voice?
Or do we have
another choice?

(c) Tim Fellows 2017, 2018, 2019...